A good list of folks who failed horribly and kept trying. Ford, Freud, Edison, Einstein, Fred Smith etc. Seems like a good lesson for us lawyers.
Never give up up, Never give in.
They Did Not Give Up:
'via Blog this'
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Motion for Removal From Naughty List
While I am sure that none of you have any need for such a motion as a public service I am providing this Motion For Removal from the Naughty List. Watch those filing deadlines.
No. ____________
IN RE __________________________ , A PERSON ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
IN THE SANTA COURT
TEXAS DIVISION
MOTION FOR REMOVAL FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF SAID COURT:
Now comes _________________________, A Person on the Naughty List in the above entitled and numbered cause, and makes this Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court, and for good cause shows the following:
1. ______________ has engaged in numerous Good Deeds in the past year detailed in attached Exhibit “A.”
2. ______________ has made consistent use of Good Manners in the past year.
3. ______________ has been respectful of others.
4. ______________ has remembered to flush and wash his/her hands.
5. ______________ has turned over a new leaf and engaged in a consistent pattern of NICE behavior in the past year.
6. The price of coal and the negative effects of coal on the environment both weigh against its inclusion in ____________ ‘s stocking.
7. Local Rule 3.000 states, “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List.”
WHEREFORE, PREMISES CONSIDERED, _________________prays that this Court grants the Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court and place the name of __________________________ on the NICE list.
Respectfully submitted,
x________________________
EXHIBIT “A”
INVENTORY OF GOOD DEEDS FOR 2012
Deed Recipient Date
No. ____________
IN RE __________________________ , A PERSON ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
IN THE SANTA COURT
TEXAS DIVISION
MOTION FOR REMOVAL FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF SAID COURT:
Now comes _________________________, A Person on the Naughty List in the above entitled and numbered cause, and makes this Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court, and for good cause shows the following:
1. ______________ has engaged in numerous Good Deeds in the past year detailed in attached Exhibit “A.”
2. ______________ has made consistent use of Good Manners in the past year.
3. ______________ has been respectful of others.
4. ______________ has remembered to flush and wash his/her hands.
5. ______________ has turned over a new leaf and engaged in a consistent pattern of NICE behavior in the past year.
6. The price of coal and the negative effects of coal on the environment both weigh against its inclusion in ____________ ‘s stocking.
7. Local Rule 3.000 states, “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List.”
WHEREFORE, PREMISES CONSIDERED, _________________prays that this Court grants the Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court and place the name of __________________________ on the NICE list.
Respectfully submitted,
x________________________
EXHIBIT “A”
INVENTORY OF GOOD DEEDS FOR 2012
Deed Recipient Date
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